Dan Bern Alaska Highway lyrics

While riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe

I met Leonardo DiCaprio

Leo, he's tryin to get away from

The unwanted advances of Eminem Em's wearing drawstrings and lispin' along

Sayin' "please put me into your highway song"

I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway

I would never be so dumb

To say they stole an election

They bought the damn thing fair and square

The emperor's in his underwear

Old King Cole's a merry old troll

Surgeon General smokes Marlboro

I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway

Commandment Three says Do Not Kill

Amendment Two says Blood Will Spill

God sits in his rocking chair

With two flat tires and one good spare

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Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe

With a hey and a ho and a do si do

I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong, can't we all just get along

Anchored down in Kodiak

With a heart attack ak-ak-ak-ak-ak

You oughta know by now, By Joel

While hanging out with Cowboy Joe

Keith Richards stops to say hello

I play my guitar, he plays along

With song after song after song after song

Now that I've played with the likes of him

Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend

I say hey, who's goin' my way

On that great Alaska Highway