Dan Bern Fascist in Me lyrics

When I vote, I vote democratic

Or sometimes further left, like peace & freedom

Or even libertarian

I'm pro-choice, pro-environment

Against large corporations and the neutron bomb

But when I'm stuck on the freeway

And it's hot and someone cuts me off

I think they outta fry that son of a bitch.

Its the fascist in me

Learn to speak English, get a job, get a life

Its the fascist in me

Get rid of that smell, go back where you came from

Its the fascist in me

You're a burden, you're a drain on the economy)

Its the fascist in me

Its so distasteful going to the grocery store

For some Haagendaas on a Saturday night

When you have to pass this vermin

I give to 7 charities

I've played 5 different benefits in the past month

My bumper stickers say "Save the Whales",

"Visualize Peace," "NPR"

But when someone's rude in a restaurant,

I'd like to make them look at the barrel of a gun

And then we'd see how smug they are.

Its the fascist in me

Wish I had the authority to take your house

Its the fascist in me

Wish I had the authority to take your tongue

Its the fascist in me

I'd run you naked through the middle of the town.

Its the fascist in me
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You'd live in fear

Knowing every creak of the floorboard, knock on the door,

Or cry in the dark of night could be your last

Sometimes I'd just like to take on the world

And decree that they all go away

Everyone's stupid

And no one has anything very insightful to say

Its the price you have to pay.

I'm tired of it today.

I'd like another way.

Its the fascist in me

Wear some normal clothes,

Don't have so many children,

Learn to speak English,

Get a job, Get a life.

Where'd you get that car,

Which drugs did you sell,

How'd you get that job, who's quota did you fill.

I'd like to plant my fist in the middle of your face

Don't talk so loud, don't walk so slow.

If you just disappeared no one would care

No one would care if you just dissapeared

Your own mother ought to be down on her knees

Cleaning my kitchen

Just go away!

Its the fascist in me

Learn to speak English

Get a job, get a life

Drop your pants

Its the fascist in me