Frank Zappa beauty knows no pain lyrics

BEAUTY KNOWS NO PAIN,
SO WHAT YOU CRYIN' ABOUT,
GIRL?

BEAUTY KNOWS NO PAIN,
SO WHAT YOU CRYIN' ABOUT,
GIRL?

BEAUTY KNOWS NO
BEAUTY KNOWS NO
BEAUTY KNOWS NO

EVEN IF YER PLAIN,
YOU COULD BE TRYIN' IT OUT,
GIRL!

EVEN IF YER PLAIN,
YOU COULD BE TRYIN' IT OUT,
GIRL!

BEAUTY IS NO
BEAUTY IS NO
BEAUTY IS NO

"BEAUTY IS A BIKINI WAX
'N WAITIN' FOR YER NAILS TO DRY!
BEAUTY IS A COLORED PENCIL,
[ beauty knows no pain lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
SCRIBBLED ALL AROUND YER EYE!
BEAUTY IS A PAIR OF SHOES
THAT MAKES YOU WANNA DIE!"

BEAUTY IS A
BEAUTY IS A
BEAUTY IS A LIE!

BUT YOU DON'T CARE
IF IT'S A LIE,
'CAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A "BEAUTIFUL GUY"!

YOUR HEAD IS NORTH!
YOUR FEET IS SOUTH,
(AND YOU SAVE THE REST FOR
CHARLIE'S MOUTH--)

YOUR HEAD IS NORTH!
YOUR FEET IS SOUTH,
(AND YOU SAVE THE REST FOR
CHARLIE'S ENORMOUS MOUTH!)