Frank Zappa Dancin' Fool lyrics

Don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
'N' both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right
I'm a dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool
I haer the beat, I jump outa my seat
But I can't compete, cause I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a dancin' fool

Hte disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit it to kill
I walk on in'n' see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps asode
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool
The beat goes on
And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on
And I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
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The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool
Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains
'N' the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin'
That's what you'd prob'ly say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little dirnk
While I dance the night away, I'm a
Dancin' fool, I'm a
Dancin' fool etc., etc.

I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
FOOL-uh!