Notre Dame A Misconception Of The French Kiss lyrics

Excouse moi madame, "L'Arc de triomphe?"
La tour eiffel ou Notre Dame – un tourist demande
A devil in disguise – fangs madame voila
Krumlour of Paris it's beau and romantique who are you?
She then ask – first pious then grotesque
If this is all there is then it must be some mistake
Is this what I think it is a mistake
Is this what I think it is, a mistake of the world famous kiss
With etiquette and finesse – I ask for some adresse, then - en touriste?
Oui oui – I show no mercy