Simon & Garfunkel A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara'd Into Submission) lyrics

I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded communist
'Cause I'm left handed
That's the hand I use
Well, never mind
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And all my wealth wan't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day
I knew a man his brain so small
He couldn't think of nothin' at all
He's not the same as you and me
It doesn't take poetry
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He's so unhip
When you say Dylan
He thinks you're talkin' about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain't got no culture
But it's alright, ma, everybody must get stoned
I been Mick Jaggered, been silver daggered
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled
Been Roy Halleed and Art Garfunkel'd
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone
Folk rock
I've lost my harmonica, Albert