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The Irony Of It All

Hello hello my names Terry and I'm a law abider
There's nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer
And when the weekends here I exercise my right to get paralytic and fight, good bloke fairly but I get well leery when geezers look at me funny bounce 'em round like bunnies, i'm likely to cause mischief good clean grief you must believe and I ain't no thief
Law abiding and all, all legal who cares about my liver when it feels good what you need is some real manhood rasha rasha rasha burnin cash-a putting people backs up, public disorder? i'll give you public disorder I down eight pints and run all over the place spit in the face of an officer, see if that bothers ya cos I never broke a law in my life some day I'm gonna settle down with a wife, come on lads lets have another fight

Hello my names Tim and i'm a criminal
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale
This ain't no wholesale operation
Just a few eighths and some play station's my vocation
But I pose threat to the nation
Down the station the police hold no patience
Let's talk space and time
I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein
And Carl Jung and old kung fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please
Wwhhooooo yeah i'm floating on thin air
Going to Amsterdam in the new year
Top gear there I take pride in my hobby
I home make bongs using my engineering degree
Dear leaders please legalise weed for these reasons

Like I was saying to him I told him fuck with me and you won't live
So I smacked 'im in the 'ead and downed another carling bada bada bing (for the lads like) mad fight his face a sad sight vodka and snake bite going on like a right geez he's a twat shouldn't have looked at me like that anyway I'm an upstanding citizen if a war came along I'd be on the front line with them can't stand crime either them hooligans on heroin drugs and criminal those thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society I got all the anger pent up inside of me

Now I don't see why I should be the criminal
How can something with no recorded fatalities be illegal
And how many deaths are there per year from alcohol
I just completed Gran Turismo on the hardest setting
We pose no threat on my settee
Ooh the pizzas here will someone let him in please
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We didn't order chicken not a problem we'll pick it out
I doubt they meant to mess us about
After all we're all adults not louts
As I was saying, we're friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causing trouble
We just sit in this hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail Porter is
MTV BBC2 Channel 4 is on
Till six in the morning
Then six in the morning the sun dawns and it's my bedtime

Causing trouble your stinking rabble poised saying I'm the lad whos spoiling it your on drugs really bugs me when people tell me I'm a thug just for getting drunk I like getting drunk cos I'm an upstanding citizen if a war came along I'd be on the front line with 'em

Now Terry you're repeating yourself,
That's ok drunk people can't help that
A chemical reaction happening inside your brain causes you to forget what your saying

What? I know exactly what I'm saying I'm perfectly sane you stinking student lame-o go and get a job and stop robbin us of our taxes

Well actually according to research
Government funding for further education
Pails in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairing
Leary drunk people at the weekend
In casualty wards all over the land

Why you cheeky little swine come here I'm going to batter ya, come here

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