Weird Al Yankovich Syndicated Inc, lyrics

My whole family
Loves "Three's Company"
See the reruns constantly
There on my TV
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Well, I know what's on the tube
I know just what to see
Got my TV Guide with me

"MASH" and "All in the Family"
"The Munsters" and "Mayberry R. F. D."
I will always be busy
Watching my TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
Every day at three
Then soon it'll be
"Wheel" and "Jeopardy"
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Well, I'm in such ecstasy
When I'm watchin' TV
I'm a boob tube devotee

Think I'm losin' my sanity
I'm addicted to Regis and Kathie Lee
Forever I will always be
Glued to my TV

Love "The Partridge Family"
And "Dynasty"
And "Laverne and Shirley"
And "Hard Copy"

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