Epmd Funky Piano lyrics

(Chuck D sample: "Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]
Straight from Brooklyn from out the projects
It's DJ Scratch so girls fix your Kotex.
The Ruler; not Slick Rick but the ruler on the mix
With ten or more tricks.
Take flicks prick but please don't miss this:
Watch my DJ cut with his dick.
Yeah slick ain't it? See your moms fainted
Technique 1200 and watch scratch train it.
I'm a step off and let Scratch collect dough,
While you hear my jam with the funky piano.
("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]]
("Here with the movement of his hands")
("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]
("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}
[scratch]
PMD:
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A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix.
No line switch, two transform, cuts wit his lips.
And feeds up and down is extra weak,
He strictly cross-fades club mixes every week.
Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade.
Real name George Spivey, sports a high-top fade.
Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'.
No arrows on the record or marks, or needle poppin'.
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable.
EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label.
Now I'm-a step off while Scratch collects his dough,
Or rock a funky scratch to the funky piano.
("Hear my jam with the funky piano") [scratched 4x]
("Here with the movement of his hands")
("Who is the best?") [scratch] ("Me!") [scratch]
("Stop lying") ("Go ask her mother") {all 4x}
[scratching]
("Good God!")