Carnagie Why i hate pop (skit) lyrics

Damn, people always ask me "Why do you hate pop so much"
And I sit and wonder why do I hate pop
Probably cause boy bands can't sing, can't dance, shit the music sucks
Lou Pearlman says it's a pretty face, that means 10 year old girls across America say it is
Damn, Diane Warren writing these crappy songs for them, shit they don't even write their own shit
And when they do its just repetitive nonsense
Damn, Britney Spears or Easy Slut, Christina Aguiler or 5 cent whore,
Mandy Moore shit what a slut and she ain't even legal driving age
But I don't give a fuck
I'm just answering the question people always asking, "Why do I hate pop?"
Cause it sucks