Offspring Don't pick it up lyrics

I SAW A LITTLE KID
AS HE WALKED AROUND
HE PICKED A CANDY BAR UP
OFF THE GROUND
HE CHOWED ABOUT A HALF
THEN HIS FACE TUNED BLUE
TURNED OUT THAT CANDY BAR WAS DOGGY-DOO

Chorus:
WOW OH- DON'T PICK IT UP I SAY
WOW OH- UNLESS YOU CAN THROW IT AWAY
WOW OH- DON'T PICK IT UP I SAY
YOU'RE GONNA BE BUMMED THAT YOU WENT THAT WAY

YOU'RE OUT THERE MAKIN BACON
NO SCRUTINY
YOU MESS AROUND TOO MUCH
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AND YOU GOT VD
YOU KNOW YOU NEVER THINK
AND YOU'RE SORE TODAY
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT BACK TO CALIFORNIA

Chorus

MY FRIEND WAS KINDA HURTIN'
FOR A GIRL TO TRY
HE SAW ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE PAT
ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
IT HAD A PAIR OF THINGIES
BUT A MUSTACHE TOO
NOT CLEARLY MALE OR FEMALE
SO WHAT TO DO?

Chorus

(to fade out at the end)