Relient k Chapstick, chapped lips, and things like chemistry lyrics

Okay, so who doesn’t own a cell phone
Who brought back their permission slip?
Because I know, nobody wants to stay home
While the rest of us go out and make a day of it

Cuz theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride
The start of something, I don’t wanna begin it
They’re looking for trouble, but with me, it won’t be found
And I regret that I’m completely out of daytime minutes
And So I guess I’ll have to wait a lot till 8 o’clock comes around

Okay so, who doesn’t own a cell phone?
Well I don’t need to ask my friends
Because I know mine was bustin’ up my jaw bone
Thanks to all those nights and weekends

Cuz theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside
And I lost my phone to the lake beneath the Batman Ride
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The start of something, I don’t wanna begin it
They’re looking for trouble, but with me, it won’t be found
And I regret that I’m completely out of daytime minutes
So I guess I’ll have to wait a lot till 8 o’clock comes around

When it comes to relationships (I’m the dumbest one)
And I don’t mean just with girls (I mean with everyone)
Your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me
It’s chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

It’s chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like...
It’s chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like...
It’s chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

Can I relate to you the way you relate to me?
Can you help me out with my chemistry?
I don’t wanna be perceived the way I am
I just want to be perceived the way I am