Gheto White Boy Twas The Night Before Christmas lyrics

Twas The Night Before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirr'n not even a mouse.
I was awoken by such a very loud clatter
It was sum fat guy who was pee'n on my ladder.
He was climbing up my roof then he fell on his ass
Now he is part of my snowy lawn of grass.
He saw me in the window so he knocked on the door
I punched him down and then hit him sum more.
He got up and sed bad boy to me
So this time I kicked him in his fuck'n knee.
I looked out the door and saw a big ol' sleigh
I tried to run out to it but he got in way.
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I punched him in his face and ran out to the reindeer
Then I found a cooler full of rely cold beer.
I cracked one open and chugged it all down
Then he came over to me with a really big frown.
I pulled out my pistol and shot him in the head
Now that fat guy is finnaly fuck'n dead and blead'n red.
That's the end of my story about christmas eve
I hope u all have as good as a christmas as me.
Hoes,Hoes ,and more Hoes
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good brawl.

GGGG-UNIT!!!!!!