Wierd Al Yankovic Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) lyrics

If you're having trouble with your barn yard friends, you got a thing for euws.

You're counting sheep, but you're not in bed. Here's what ch'ya got a do.

Get off the barn, stay off the farm. Go read a nursery rhyme. Don't ring 976-BAAA, it kinda loves a crime, hey.

(Chorus)
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bow Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.
Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep.
(End of chorus)

My friend Larry has a little lamb, her fleece is white as snow.
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He keeps bragging 'bout her everyday, someone should tell him no.

Look at the flock, they're all in shock. Here comes that mutton fan.

Knock out the fleece, give them some peace. Don't be a barnyard man. No.

(Chorus)

Velcro gloves, knee pads, late night dates, done with sheep!

Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage! Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Don't tell them what what I did to you. Done with sheep!

Dirty deeds. Dirty deeds! Dirty deeds! Done with sheep! Aoooooohhhhhhhhh. Quiet cattle, I think the shepard's coming.