ABC If I ever thought you'd be lonely lyrics

Hold a candle to a neked flame
Ask the atheist his christian name
Try parachuting from a burning plane
Finding someone else you could blame

If I ever thought you'd be lonely
If I ever thought you'd be there
If I ever fought the alimony,
Painted pony, you'd be there

Eskimo heart, Bedouin throat
A butcher trussed up in a camel hair coat
A crowning in the caste, a drowning in the moat
Ocean dried, desert afloat

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If I ever thought you'd be lonely
If I ver thought you'd be there
If I ever fought the alimony,
My one and only you'd be there

One for the lady, one for the gent
Signatures in wet cement,
And if you ever ask,
What I meant
Then I'd never know, then I'd never know.