AC/DC Damned lyrics

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in a can
No jokes, no rights, sit tight, don't fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam

Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When I snap you jump into the master plan
I'll be damned
Well I'll be damned

(CHORUS:)
I'll be damned
If I drink or smoke
Damned
If I steal your joke
I'll be damned
If I go for broke
Damned if I do
Damned if I don't
Uh!

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted line
Boy!
I'll be damned

I'll be damned
If I drink or smoke
Damned
If I steal your joke
I'll be damned
If I go for broke
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Damned if I do
And damned if I don't, yeah

Come on!

I'll be damned
If I drink or smoke
Damned
If I steal your joke
I'll be damned
If I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
And damned if I don't

I'll be damned
If I drink or smoke
Damned
If I steal your joke
I'll be damned
If I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
And damned if I don't

I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll - be - damned!