Adam Sandler Barratts Privateers lyrics

Oh the year was seventeen seventy eight

I wish I were in Sherbrooke now!

A letter of marque came from the King

To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen

God Damn them all! I was told

We'd cruise the seas for American gold

We'd fire no guns, shed no tears

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier

The last of Barratt's privateers.

Oh Elcid Barratt cried the town,

For twenty brave men, all fishermen, who

Would make for him the Antelope's crew,

The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight.

She'd a list to port and her sails in rags,

And a cook in the scuppers with staggers and jags.

On the King's birthday we put to sea.

We were ninety-one days to Montego bay,

Pumping like madmen all the way.

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On the ninety-sixth day we sailed again.

When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight

With our cracked four-pounders we made to fight

The Yankee lay low down with gold.

She was broad and fat and loose in stays,

But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days

Then at length we stood two cables away.

Our cracked four-pounders made an awful din,

But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in.

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side.

Barratt was smashed like a bowl of eggs,

And the maintruck carried off both me legs.

So here I lay in my twenty-third year.

It's been six years since we sailed away,

And I just made Halifax yesterday.