Adam Sandler Oh Mom! lyrics

[Silverware clicking]

M1: "Can you pass the beats please?"

F1: "Here you go"

M1: "Thanks"

Brad: "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm

Gonna go if that's ok with you."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Brad: "Why not Mom?"

F1: "Yeah, why mom? He should go."

Brad: "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Brad: "Oh mom..."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

F1: "Don't wory Brad."

F2: "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34,

Which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do

You think?

Mom: "NOOO!!"

F2: "Really? I really like it..."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

F2: "Oh mom, who is?"

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

F2: "Mom, you're so paranoid."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

M3: "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League

Try-outs."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

M3: "Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock..."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "Do you think you could drop me off there?..."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "How am I gonna get there?"

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "I'll walk I guess."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?"

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "Please?"

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "Come on, mom."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Brad: "I'll get it for you Cindy."

Cindy: "Thanks Brad."
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Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Cindy: "Thanks for the tip, Ma."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Brad: "Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Brad: "Why are we eating inside? It's a beautiful night. We need to get

Out more."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "Mother, Brad is right."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "We should go out, it'll be fun."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

M3: "Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time."

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Cindy: "You wanna come Dave?"

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Dave: "No, I'll hang out with mom."

M1: "You sure?"

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "Yeah, go without me."

M3: "All right, see you guys later."

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is... You sure know

How to cook! Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. Say mom, uhm, can I go

Canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?"

Mom: "NOOO!!"

Dave: "Please?"

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "Mom, you're over reacting!"

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "Why are you so overprotective!?"

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

Dave: "Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! You're just so set in your

Ways it drives me crazy!"

[Bangs on the table, gets up]

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

[Screen door closes]

Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at him!"